Friday 21 February 2014

The Zombie Bus Driver

  

I climb on the bus and see that face.
I call him the zombie bus driver,
And my god what a disgrace!!
His skins a chalky grey,
With black rings around his eyes.
If this guy gets any action,
Then my god what a suprise.
I cheerily say hello,
You know, try to be polite.
But he stares right through me,
Closes the door and takes flight.
Not once have I heard him speak
Not a goodbye or a hello     
He ia definatley a zombie bus driver
This would explain why he drives so slow
Maybe one day he will come back to life
But the only thing that would sort that out  
Is a good old session with his wife!!!